Loose Meats and Radiator Cuisine with Gaspare Randazzo and Denver Riley

Theme: Welcome to Those Who Can't Do,

Andrea: I'm your host, Andrea Forcum, and today I have two guest co hosts and they didn't know they were both going to be here today, so I just like to breed a little chaos. So, I have Denver Riley again, and, yay, and Gaspare Randazzo. Hey, who's sitting on the floor of a basement right now for the, for the purpose of our podcast.

So thank you guys for joining today. 

Gaspare: I'm sitting on the floor because my basement flooded. So where I usually record, I can't record in there. I put all my stuff in this room with storage and now I'm just sitting on the floor in that room because you wanted me to have a different angle. 

Andrea: Yeah. It was just because I wanted to be able to see your face.

Gaspare: Cause 

Andrea: I'm, I'm just 

Denver: purely for the aesthetics. Thank you. I guess we're now, you know what I've dealt with my whole life of all of three years. So did you guys work together? Yes. Yes. We were teacher besties. 

Gaspare: And then she moved 

Denver: and then she said, I actually can't work here anymore because of this one. And she pointed at me and then flipped me off and threw my computer on the ground.

Andrea: Oh yeah. In that order. Um, okay. Denver, before we started recording, you were mentioning about your new cup that you got. Yes, I was. It's this very teachery looking cup. It's, it's, it's a loud cup. Okay. Gaspar, have you seen wicked? 

Gaspare: All right. So when I was 14, I dated this girl who was obsessed with wicked. She used to have like trauma.

She used to have, no, no, no. It's not trauma. I could care less. Okay, good. She used to be like, she used to like walk around the house and be like loathing. I'm so loathing or some shit like that. And I still remember that. I know exactly what you're saying. And like, I just, I never saw the movie. Well, we saw like a, I don't know, we, we saw like a play once, but it was like a, like a local theater.

It wasn't Broadway. And then she started like 13 times in a limo or something. And I was like, I'm not going ever to see this. Then my wife now really likes it also. So she's like, oh, we'll go see the movie. I was like, why don't you go with someone else? So, cause like now at this point, I, first off, I didn't know Ariana Grande was in it.

I like her. And like, I feel like I have a shot with her. Um, so 

Denver: I would, 

Gaspare: I would see, yeah, like she's like Staten Island. She's like guys from Santa. So like, I feel like I would see the movie for her, but not for any other reason. I have zero interest. I didn't even know that it was about like the witches before the, I never saw wizard of Oz either.

So like, I'm completely like, don't go by me. I don't watch movies. I don't watch movies. 

Denver: Okay. 

Andrea: I, uh, there's a lot to unpack with what you just shared. I'm, I'm trying to understand how you've avoided The Wizard of Oz. Like, you never had the experience of like That's one of the best 

Denver: movies of all time. I, 

Gaspare: I, I, I saw the part with Watch it.

I've, you know, I've seen enough of it to know what it's about. I know, oh, there's a twister, they get sucked up, she's clicking her toes, then all of a sudden, they got the 

Andrea: And then the end, the credits roll. Actually, I want to hear the summary from Gasper, so she was clicking her toes. Clicking her toes. 

Gaspare: She meets the wizard.

She meets the lion. She meets the tin guy. She meets the, the scarecrow. Then all of a sudden they go to the wizard. Oh, he's not really a wizard. He's behind a curtain. This is someone else. I don't, yeah, I don't want to ruin this if anyone hasn't seen it. Then from 1954, they're like, please send me home. And then the monkeys come, they fly.

Then the green, which is like, Oh, I'm going to kill your dog. Then they end up, it's all a dream. Sure. He was knocked out. Right. Wow. That's what I'm saying. Like I've seen enough of it, but I never sat and watch it in its entirety. My kids have no interest. It's boring as hell. 

Andrea: You're breaking Denver's heart.

That was like, no, you really are 

Denver: my, my, no, it's fine because I understand how people would be like, I have no interest. I will just say that I watched it so many times I broke my parents VCR and they had to buy a new one. And I also had Ruby slippers that I wore on the first day of school. 

Gaspare: Do you know her Ruby slippers are actually in a museum in Washington, DC?

I went to it. 

Denver: I did know that, but I haven't been, and I'm really jealous. 

Gaspare: It meant nothing to me, if it makes you feel 

Denver: better. Okay, okay. It's like your biggest dream is garbage. Couldn't care less. I couldn't care any less. Well, 

Gaspare: also, like, I remember, like, I was gonna take a picture of it and it was like phone memory full, and I was like, I should delete something, and then I was like, meh, who cares?

Andrea: Don't care. Meanwhile, you literally live, like, so close to actual real Broadway. Like, how long would it take you? To go, go from your, where you live Gasper and get to a Broadway play. 

Gaspare: So Staten Island to Manhattan is 12 miles, but like an hour and a half it would take driving. What 

Andrea: a hellscape you live in.

Gaspare: We do go to Broadway once a month. I did. I, I'll tell you what the last show I saw, I took my wife to see, uh, old, uh, no, our town, right? You want my review? I'm Denver. Okay. Well, don't get too familiar. Don't get too familiar. All right. So it's the guy from big bank theory. He's the lead, which was cool. Which one?

Which Sheldon Sheldon. Um, Katie Perry, uh, not Katie Perry. Katie Holmes is in it. And like we sat second row. So I was like, yo, Katie, like when she came out, I was like. Literally talking to her half the play, um, so then like the show happened, I fell asleep 30, 20 minutes in, I woke up at the very end, everybody around me is hysterical, crying.

My wife is crying. I didn't know what to do. I looked to my left. I looked to my right. I felt bad. I started fake crying. So they felt like I was watching it with them. I didn't want people to think I was The commitment 

Denver: to respect the arts is so Yes. I do love them. Oh my God. I 

Gaspare: did see Water for Elephants recently.

Do you know what that is? I do, but I haven't seen 

Denver: it 

Gaspare: don't, 

Denver: um, so I'm sending this to broadway. com. 

Gaspare: I'm trying to think of a good play. Like I did see good ones to Sweeney Todd. Did you like Sweeney Todd? Sweeney Todd was amazing. I loved it. Okay. Okay. 

Denver: Thank God. That one's really good. 

Gaspare: What, and what I saw of it was great.

What happens is I fall asleep as soon as lights go down movie theater. Any kind of theater, I'm out cold because I wake up at 5 30. I don't drink coffee. I'm wired from five 30 to 10 o'clock at night. So like every time the lights go down, I fall asleep regardless of a situation. Even if it's a movie I'm dying to see.

Instant sleeping in the movie theater. 

Denver: So I love that. We're doing this all together because You and I gasper could not be on more ends of the spectrum. I will start a movie at 2 a. m Just to be like, maybe it'll help me fall asleep. Oh, no, i'm staying up till it's finished 

Gaspare: All right, we're gonna go to a movie i'm gonna be in san diego in february.

We'll go to a movie together 

Denver: We're gonna go and i'm gonna be like, did you see that and i'm gonna check in with you every five minutes 

Gaspare: Please don't ruin my nap 

Denver: Honestly, movie theaters is the best napping area. I will say it's cold. The seats are cozy. 

Gaspare: You can lean on the person next to you. Totally.

Don't. 

Andrea: I remember when I remember when you went to see our town because you posted a bunch of stuff online about afterwards saying like, can't imagine why your wife was like crying and all of that kind of stuff. And I, it's been a while. Yes, because I was It's like, Gaspar, the end of Our Town, spoilers, if you haven't, just go forward 30 seconds if you are not wanting the spoilers.

No, I don't want it. Oh, okay. You're not gonna watch it. So that, how do you, how do you even call yourself an actress if you've never even seen Our Town, Dunbar? Come on, Denver. That is like one of those Leave. Me. Alone. Okay. Well. This is a consequence of your actions. Okay, tell me. The main female protagonist dies in Dies.

Knew it. Dies in child labor. Oh 

Gaspare: yeah, my wife did that 

Andrea: too. Yes. And I was like, Gaspard, you're alive 

Denver: now. She came back to life. Oh, we just Oh yeah, she died too once. Yes. 

Gaspare: They were able to revive her, but she did die like for a few seconds. During childbirth. I was a widower. For however long. 

Andrea: But then he's writing.

I changed my 

Gaspare: Facebook status. Widowed. 

Denver: And you're like, alright, wait, hold on guys. Hold on. Just change that. Now 

Gaspare: I put, it's complicated. 

Andrea: Yeah, he's posting all this stuff about our town being boring and how he doesn't want to understand why everyone's crying. It was a Casper. Your wife is crying because she died in childbirth like the protagonist is like, uh, 

Denver: imitating art is what I'm hearing.

And she 

Gaspare: was crying the whole walk to the car. I was like, get me out of this girl.

We were walking through a parking lot. People thought I was beating her. I was like, Oh my God. Wow. She's just emotional. Let me just, I'm going to give you a background. I didn't watch like family friendly movies growing up. We didn't have cable, right? My parents were like, use your imagination when we wanted to watch a movie.

And then also I had a great imagination. And then we, my parents would make us watch like, Not my parents, my dad, we would watch like Clockwork Orange. Do you know what that is? Yeah, 

Denver: yeah, yeah. That's like, I know. Sit there and think about it. 

Gaspare: Don't think, you don't think, you just cry the whole time. And I remember being like six years old, like, why are we watching this?

And my dad would just be like, oh, get tough. 

Denver: You might as well have watched like Deer Hunter and like Sophie's Choice. We watched that. 

Gaspare: Great. We watched 

Denver: it. 

Gaspare: All those movies. That's all we had on VHS. So we just watched what we had. And then I remember like 2001 we got Cable and then Christina Aguilera's Dirty video came out.

For the song Dirty. I remember watching that. With 

Denver: the boxing. Oh, with the 

Gaspare: boxing. And then I remember watching that and then my parents were like, you're not watching that anymore. So I had to go back to watching Clockwork Orange. 

Andrea: Imagine what a, what a absolute awakening it would be for you to turn on cable for the first time ever.

And you were greeted by Christina in that music video. And like, 

Gaspare: my, yeah, I clearly, like my Christina's top tier. That Christina had the poster on my wall of her I mean, I'm not to say I memorized it, but it was like her in a float and she was like leaning out of the float, like a pool float. And I had a picture.

We need that picture 

Denver: up. 

Gaspare: I have it. I have it. 

Denver: He's like, oh, you mean this? No, it's so funny. 

Gaspare: My friend just sent it to me. He's like, dude, remember when this was the hottest picture in the world? 

Denver: Was it just them two? Little Kim and Christina Aguilera? 

Gaspare: No, it was so little Kim's poster was different. She was wearing just a belt.

As a shirt, um, my parents made me take that one down, but the Christina, are you ready for it? Yeah, I'm so ready. Uh, I, I gotta go back a little here. Okay. Um, so just hear me out. Okay. I don't want you getting in trouble. So this was her in the float now looking at it. It's not as nice as I remember, but it was like a Maxim shoot.

Andrea: I mean, she does look amazing now. I've seen so many things about the work she's had done because she all, she like, went up, kind of like, Yeah. Yeah, honey. Of course she did. That's why she looks so good. Of course. She does look great. She looks amazing. And, and good for her. And good for you having that picture.

Your mom was okay with the, the one of her sitting? No, not 

Gaspare: really any of those little camp, anything from the Moulin Rouge video had to come off the, I was going to say, is that like the Moulin 

Denver: Rouge? I put my 

Gaspare: Lamborghini posters back up 

Andrea: and underneath them where the little Kim ones and all of that genius.

Gaspare: That's genius. Actually. I have a funny story about that too. All right. I'll let you guys do things. I don't, I don't want to just take 

Andrea: no. I mean, you can't start with that and then not say a funny story. 

Gaspare: This is chaos. I'll shorten it. Um, maybe 12 or 13. I'm walking to school with my friends. We found a stack of playboy magazines.

Mind you, this is pre internet, pre phones, pre everything. Right. Denver, I don't want you to get in trouble. Covey ears. Um, I'm like, we, it's, it's no, no, Debra, this isn't a bad story. It's not a bad story. 

Denver: No. Okay. 

Gaspare: We found these magazines of, we thought they were sports magazines. Okay. So play ball. Um, so we get, we, my friends like, dude, these are going to be worth money one day.

So I was like, you're right. Cause there was so many of them. So we took the magazines. He's like, I can't have these in my house. My parents will kill me. You take them. I was like, no problem. So I took them, I put them in a black garbage bag and I wrote a note, right? I wrote a big note, dear mom, if you find these.

Understand that I'm keeping them for value because in a few years, it's going to be worth a lot of money, right? You are 

Denver: such an innovator. 

Gaspare: I put the note in the bag, zip the bag up, put it under my bed. I never looked at it. I really didn't. I was scared. I was scared my parents would come in. I had them under my bed.

Fast forward 10 years, right? I'm 23 years old. I move out of my house. I'm living with my wife, but she was my girlfriend at the time. My mom calls me. She's like, Yeah. I found something under your bed. Yeah. You want to say anything about it? So I'm like, I don't know. I'm like a full blown adult. I'm teaching.

I'm living my life. She's like, you want to say something about what I found? I'm like, I don't know what you found. She goes a black garbage bag. Does that ring a bell? It didn't because it was been 10 years. So I was like, no, I was like, it doesn't ring a bell. She goes a bag of dirty magazines. I go, Oh, I go, did you read the notes?

She goes, no, I didn't read the note. What note? I go, my go in the bag. I go, there's a note in there. She goes, no. Once I noticed there was magazines. I shut the bag. I go, my swear to God. There's a note in there that explains everything that I wrote. And she went in. And she, she was like, Oh, I guess so. 

Andrea: Wow. And she, and she was, then she forgave you for having a whole trash bag of dirty magazines under your bed.

I'm an adult now. I mean, 

Denver: I feel like that's the best way that could have been handled. I haven't been back there 

Andrea: too. You have them at your house now? Hell 

Gaspare: yeah! 

Andrea: I 

Gaspare: went and picked them up! They're gonna be worth money! 

Andrea: They're value! They're value! Okay, so this is a profit plan that you have in place right now.

These are your investments. 

Gaspare: This is 20 years of investments in that bank. Right. Whatever, whatever else was left in that bag from the previous owner. 

Andrea: I would love to know if there are any actual magazines that are actually worth money. Cause I feel like it, like, you know, however many years ago that was, there was like this thought that like keeping everything is going to lead to great finance.

Like the princess Diana Beanie baby, like everyone was so convinced. 

Denver: One of those. 

Andrea: Oh my gosh, there was a moment where like it was that there were like Beanie Babies coming from McDonald's that people were trying to collect. Oh yeah. Oh my gosh, people were losing their minds. Uh, Tickle Me Elmo. Like all of those, everyone's like we better save all this stuff.

So I mean in your, in your defense, like there was kind of a craze there. You were thinking 

Gaspare: light years ahead too. Yeah. I feel like you were seeing the future. No, I was, I was very smart. 

Andrea: And still are because you are still keeping them for future financial gain. So at 

Gaspare: this point, I've now already invested 40 years into them, previous owner.

And then me, you know what I'm saying? 

Andrea: Yeah. And I'm, I'm assuming they are in mint condition, just untouched. Not for me, not for me, 

Gaspare: Denver. They went right in the bag. I never took them out of the bag. I was afraid. I'm 

Denver: not sure leading the witness. 

Andrea: I'm 

Gaspare: talking Gaspard. There you 

Andrea: go. I, I just, that's fascinating.

I don't know a whole lot of 12 year old boys that would have enough fear in their souls to be like, I'm going to keep that underneath the bed for a decade. I 

Gaspare: mean, I'm not trying to say whatever, but at that point DVDs came out. Okay. Got it. 

Andrea: Okay. Have you guys ever discovered a student Looking at online videos and content of that nature in class.

I haven't. Thank God. 

Denver: No. What grade do you teach? Freshmen and sophomore. Yeah. I just know, I mean, maybe they, not that I have caught and I don't know how I would handle that situation. 

Andrea: Cry a little bit, 

Gaspare: throw up. A big thing for us was they were airdropping videos to each other. 

Denver: Wait, yes. When I was working as, so before I got hired, I was the onsite sub and.

You know, sub day equals, I'm going to have such a fun time and I don't care what you, um, I'm not listening to you. Air dropping, air drop. Yeah. Yeah. It's nothing's changed. It's just my own classroom. Um, someone air dropped me something and I accepted it and I was like, so what we're not going to do is that.

Yeah. And it was something disturbing. It was like a photo that was. Naughty. There were some things. So 

Gaspare: there was like a time period where like a funny joke was kids would just moan to each other. Did they do that in San Diego? 

Andrea: Oh yeah. Still. Yeah. 

Gaspare: Still. So I remember I had this class that was three students in it, right?

And it was just three boys. And one boy is just like, and the other kid was doing it back and forth. And I said, I'm going to stop you both right there. I want you to sit and really think about this. And I want you to think, let's look down the future and 10 years from now, when you're in your twenties, and you're going to think back how you used to moan to another boy in the middle of cause.

And if you're into that, that's fine, but just think about how you moaned to another individual just across a room and you did it. Over and over again back with you moaned with another man think about that and they no one moaned ever again 

Andrea: There you go, Denver, but that can be your approach Honestly 

Denver: when you're here You're gonna have to talk to them because they think I'm savage and I'm gonna get gasper in here and be like you guys don't Even know I just I just say are you okay?

Do you need to go to the nurse? And then they were just confused and then I'm like, okay, then we're not 

Gaspare: whenever two boys touch each other. Right. Like anything like that's happened. I say no PDA. Oh, that's good. Yeah. I say like, Robert, can you please get off of Joseph? I know that you want to be on top of him, but I think it would be inappropriate because we're in school to be on top of each other.

And they're like, yo. And I'm like, okay, just stop touching each other. Like that inappropriately, they get real tense. 

Denver: Yeah, 

Gaspare: yeah. I like that. I like that. Yeah. 

Andrea: I think one of the more traumatizing things I witnessed was when there was a couple that was dating each other and they were in the same class and they would send each other snaps.

Of stuff and they would open their snaps because of course with snapchat like you don't have like a preview like you just open your snap right 

Denver: unsolicited 

Andrea: and so I'm like walking around and I'm looking at their computers but of course you know kids like put their phones up on their computer and so I'm looking at the screen on the computer and they're just like mindlessly doing stuff on their phone while I'm looking and they open up a snap and it was like a graphic graphic photo of another student in the class and I was like Oh Oh, that's actually a crime because you're both minors.

So, um, let's not, 

Gaspare: I sat these two kids next to each other once that they were both like troublemakers and I was like, you know what, you're not going to ruin the class for everybody, ruin each other. And I sat them in the back of the room and they ended up getting pregnant like a week later from him. And everyone was like, wait a fuck.

Jasper's just 

Andrea: like, you've ruined their lives. I'm like, 

Gaspare: I'm like a shitty Cupid. I'm like, wow. Yeah, 

Denver: yeah. 

Gaspare: And then she got pregnant and then she stopped coming. Well, she got pregnant, told him, then he stopped coming. Cause he was like, I ain't fucking gonna be with her. And then she stopped coming. So it actually, I kind of saved the class.

Andrea: Yeah, the classroom management was probably much easier after one student got pregnant. 

Gaspare: I should have told that in my, um, wait, you guys want to hear something funny. So tomorrow I got to like dance around specifics here, but you'll understand tomorrow, some people from the state. Reached out to me and they're like, Hey, you live like a double life.

We want to do an article on you, like a piece. So I was like, okay, cool, whatever. So like, they're going to come to a standup comedy show. So I was like, all right, cool. Teacher by day, comedian by night. Then they're like, Oh no, we have to come to your school too. So I was like, Oh, I was like, I don't like teach teens.

Like, I'm like, yeah, like I'm there. So anyway, so. They're coming tomorrow to my school and my co teacher, like, absolutely. I have two co teachers. One is like my best friend for the lesson. I have actually three co teachers because New York city's a mess, but, um, I have three and we have zero periods off together.

So there's no planning. I just, I walk in with a flash drive. I plug it in and we all just start talking. Um, but I know they, they, two of them are brand new. They actually hate working with me because they're like, there's never a plan. Like I'll just plug my flash drive in and like the lesson, it'll open a slide.

It'll just say Mongolia. And I, and they're like, what do we do if you're absent? I'm like, call me, like, I'll just talk. I know all the information it's in my head. I just lecture. Anyway, these people are coming in to film the class. So of course my co teachers like you're bringing all this like unnecessary, like heat on us.

Like now we're going to have to like put on the show and they're going to make it like your teacher of the year. Meanwhile, like you don't even know how to open up Google drive, which is true. Cause I don't have a password. So, um, so they're like all worried. I just boiled a bunch of hot dogs, right? I'm bringing them tomorrow.

They're filming. I'm not changing who I am. I already told my school, I give the kids hot dogs as prizes. It's a, it's Denver. It's very confusing, but I keep them loose in a Ziploc bag in my pocket. And then when kids answer the question, I hand them to them. They get grossed out. So, 

Denver: yeah, I want to try that because number one, it's unexpected.

Number two, it's slimy. Number three, it's giving like sea world. You know what I mean? Like here's your bucket of fish. It has the bucket of fish energy. 

Gaspare: Like right now this is my tired energy. You can imagine when I'm revved up, it's go time then. So my coach, he's like, do not bring the hot dogs. Like, please don't bring the hot dogs.

She's so nervous. She's like, went and got a blowout done on her hair. I was like, she, she went and bought new clothes. She bought new clothes. She's like, I'm sending you the bill. I said, you're sending me the bill. She said, what are you going to wear? I said, I'm wait, first off, I don't change for nobody. I have that Andrew knows I have that, um, no, but I'm going to wear is I've been doing this new thing.

Um, I wear like jeans or pants and then I tuck my shirt in super deep and I wear a jacket and I tuck the jacket in as well. Everything, everything is tucked and I just stand there. It's worse than Napoleon. Yes. It's worse. And the kids hate it. And I told her my coach, I was like, that's what I'm wearing.

Like I'm not being someone different. And then I've been doing this new thing where I tell the kids, Oh, I got to get something downstairs and I go under the desk and I just huddle up under the desk and I don't come out for like five minutes. It just kills five minutes of the lesson. Cause they always run short.

So I told her, I was like, I'm doing that with these people here too. They need to see, they want to come for some that they're seeing the whole. You know, another thing Denver, you should do is I tell the kids, Oh, I go writing this all 

Denver: down. 

Gaspare: I go, Oh, hot dogs. I'm going to pass out. And then the kids are like, are you okay?

And I go these handouts. And I give out all the handouts. That's just funny. But Okay. 

Denver: That's amazing. 

Gaspare: Yeah. The kids boo me when I do that. But now imagine my pants are deep tucked and I'm saying that it's, they're like, it's giving dad vibes. I'm like, well, I am. I am. It's giving 

Denver: something. One 

Gaspare: girl said, if we just ignore him, maybe he'll stop, 

Andrea: but they don't know that you could literally just keep going.

I'll never stop. 

Denver: I cannot wait. Okay. So hot dogs tucking in and passing out. Tomorrow morning, I'll send you a picture 

Gaspare: of me getting ready for the news to come to my school. And then I need like a live 

Denver: update of the hot dog pass out with the news. 

Andrea: Yeah. It's 

Denver: fine. 

Andrea: Didn't you post on your Instagram stories like your to do list was to buy more hot dogs today?

No, it 

Gaspare: was to boil the hot dogs for tomorrow. 

Andrea: And I was really hoping you were kidding, but I'm just, you're actually gonna be just hot dogs just loose in a bag. It's going to be the day tomorrow 

Denver: it's, it's all, it's human and I'm hot thinking about it. 

Gaspare: And then I heat them. And then Denver, what I do is I heat them on the radiator and then I eat them through class.

Like they're just slow cooking. The 

Denver: hot 

Gaspare: dogs down. Andrea, am I lying? No, you're not. I bring pizza in a Ziploc bag. I heat it on the radiator by fourth period. It's cooked. It's like, and it's like air fried. It's like you're air frying 

Andrea: like air fried. 

Denver: It's actually the opposite, but I love. Okay. Well, I need a, I love the energy.

You need to get one of the energy. The kids 

Gaspare: are like, what's that? So I'm like, it's my crock pot. Like, you know, 

Andrea: it's just the loose meats that you're keeping over on the right here in the corner. 

Gaspare: So I, I went to Walmart recently. I didn't know Walmart sells all this cheese, right? So I bought so much cheese.

I brought a knife. I was just cutting blocks of cheese and giving it to the kids. And then I was told that that's inappropriate because kids, kids might have like a cheese allergy. I don't know. 

Andrea: Well, what if a kid is kosher and you're trying to give them hot dogs? 

Gaspare: Yeah. But they don't want me to do the hot dogs either.

They said that's disgusting. 

Andrea: Yeah, I 

Denver: would choose the cheese over the, the 

Andrea: hot dogs. I love that you choose like the, the least tight, like the hardest to pass out and distribute foods you can possibly think of. You should just do egg salad one of these days. Just like scoop it and have people just put their hands out.

I don't like mayo. I don't like mayo. Okay. So no, right. Because we have standards here. You gotta. Mayo, 

Denver: gross. A wet hot dog. I'm all 

Gaspare: in. They're not wet because they were pre cooked the night thinking. Right. They're actually hard. I 

Denver: understand. 

Gaspare: They're hard and loose. Don't talk 

Denver: about the hard. 

Gaspare: They're hard and loose in my pocket.

Denver: Please 

Andrea: stop. It's 

Gaspare: so gross. 

Andrea: Oh my god. I'll show 

Gaspare: you a picture, Denver. 

Andrea: We don't need to get pictures of your hard and loose hot dog in your pocket. That is so not necessary. I'm 

Gaspare: going to pull up a picture for you, Denver, while we, go ahead. 

Andrea: No, by all means, because we're about to take a break because this episode is actually coming out the day after Christmas.

And so we're going to do Merry Christmas. I don't like 

Gaspare: presented by Nathan's. 

Andrea: No, that would be amazing. You would be the perfect guest. So great. The fact that no hot dog company has come in and sponsored you is 

Gaspare: crazy. Nathan's reposted me once. Oh, look, Denver. Here's my school yearbook photo. That's my yearbook photo from last year.

Denver: My, 

Andrea: um, those of you who are just listening, uh, he is in a hot dog outfit. Yeah. Nathan's reposted 

Gaspare: that Nathan's reposted it. They were like, we love it. So I was like, all right, hit me up. And then they never did. You know, I've 

Denver: realized I have not been taking advantage of. Of my teaching. Yeah. And I need to have more fun for myself.

This sounds so fun. Only in this career 

Gaspare: for fun. Like I have 28 more years to go. I can't do this forever and be bored. I'm not. I gonna, I'm not, I'm not. But am I gonna teach? 

Denver: Yeah. Right, right. 

Andrea: That would be crazy. 

Gaspare: Yeah. 

Andrea: Right. Are you looking for another photo right now? No. Trying. No. I have one of 

Gaspare: me eating the hot dogs in front of the kids.

Andrea: Are the kids in the photo? No, but I see the light dying in their eyes as they're witnessing that my co teachers talking out. 

Gaspare: Cause she's like, there's really something wrong with you. Cause I was just saying, what I do is I slowly pull the bag out of my pocket and I just eat them as the kids are talking.

So it skeeves them out. The issue is I do get very sick on hot dog days. Hot 

Andrea: dog days. HDDs. How often do you have the HDDs? How frequent is that? Whenever I, 

Gaspare: whenever I make hot dogs. I cook eight, right? I eat like two or three. My kids will eat two. That's two, four, you know, whatever they'll eat one each.

Then there's four left over. I bring them in. That's it. So it's not like it's maybe once a month. I was 

Denver: expecting like 20. Yeah. 

Gaspare: No, it's like once a month. And then like four, four loose. I like I, if I'm hungry at night, I won't eat them. I'll save them to tomorrow to do a joke with the kids. It's actually beneficial to my health.

Denver: If you are a planner, just look, there is a plan for 

Gaspare: you. Oh, look, I, okay. I didn't find that, but I did find, look, that's pizza in a Ziploc bag being heated on the radiator. In case you thought I was 

Denver: kidding. Oh, no, I believed you, but I need, I know you got to take it, right? 

Andrea: Yeah, we're going to take a quick break.

And when we get back, Gaspar can show us the picture of his loose hot dogs, and we will do a little bit of Christmas trivia. So let's just do 

Gaspare: that. I got no dogs.

Andrea: Welcome back to those who can't do, um, first off, Gaspar, did you find your loose hot dog photo that you want to share with our community? And I 

Gaspare: stopped looking because we got into a very deep conversation about. Things. That's fair. Uh huh. 

Andrea: Well, folks, we will, if he finds it later, we'll make sure and post it.

But most importantly, because it is the day after Christmas when this episode drops, uh, so Merry Christmas. One day late. Merry Christmas. Yeah. Um, now we're going to do a little bit of trivia because Denver and I for our Thanksgiving episode did some, did some really special Thanksgiving trivia. And so we are going Which we killed, by the way.

We killed. We crushed it. We crushed it. Yeah. So we're going to ask some of these questions. So just, you know, prepare your hearts and mind. Um, okay. So the first question is what are the round or oval candies filled with fruit preserves or cream and covered with chocolate called? 

Denver: Disgusting. 

Gaspare: Chocolate liqueur.

Um, 

Denver: Linden chocolates. Oh, Ferrero Rocher, 

Andrea: right? Sugar plums. 

Denver: What? 

Sugar plums. Oh, 

Andrea: what? No, I literally, I thought sugar plums were like, just like the gummy ones with the sugar on it. I only 

Denver: know sugar plum fairies. And what are those? I 

Andrea: don't know, but that's I don't know that this is Denver. 

Gaspare: I just wanna show you a picture of my daughter dressed also as hot dog.

Theme: A mini dog. Oh, she's God, 

Denver: she's so cute. 

Andrea: That is adorable. Oh my gosh. I need, that's so 

Denver: funny. Are we ready for next time? She plums. No sugar plums. Apparently I don't. Yeah, I 

Andrea: was very confused. I thought those were 

Denver: fake. Sugar plums? Yeah. That's from Candyland. Yeah, I thought it was just like a holiday spirit.

Exactly. The game. That's from, from 

Andrea: Elf. Okay, perfect. Um, okay, in which Christmas song are the lyrics, to see if reindeer really know how to fly? 

Gaspare: I see them sleigh bells ring, let's see if reindeers really know how to fly. No. 

Denver: I liked the, I loved that process of I'm just going to sing the melody and replace it with the words.

That was epic. These questions are 

Gaspare: so hard. I literally, I know nothing about Christmas music. To see 

Denver: if rain, to see if reindeers know how to fly? 

Andrea: Yeah. 

Denver: Elf? Jingle bells. 

Andrea: I literally don't know the name of a single Christmas, I don't know the names of songs ever. I'm locking in 

Denver: jingle bells. Jingle bells. 

Andrea: Oh guys, it's literally I'm locking 

Gaspare: it, oh, 

Denver: uh, oh, Silent Night.

Is it Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer? 

Gaspare: No, no, he no, no, 

Denver: no. 

Gaspare: I never heard that lyric a day in my life. And I've heard a lot of Christmas music. 

Andrea: No way. Come on, I know I've heard it. What is it? What is it? The the Christmas song? What? 

Denver: Is that the one that's like, say bells ring, that? 

Andrea: Yes, actually. I think it is.

I'm a genius. And I'm a singer. That was amazing. Yeah. Okay. This time, I feel like maybe I might have a chance. Um, which country created eggnog? Denmark. Germany. I was going to say Germany. 

Denver: I think it is. Denmark. 

Andrea: England. We're 

Denver: crushing this. All right. But Europe. We were 

Gaspare: all in Europe. We were all in Europe.

Andrea: Yeah. Uh, okay. Which state has the world's tallest living Christmas tree? 

Gaspare: New York City. 

Andrea: Right? Like it would have to be. 

Gaspare: Or maybe like Montana. Cause 

Andrea: it's like, there's so much room. Yeah, I was gonna guess somewhere over there. Um, California? I need a fact check on that. What? Who and where in California? And what are you considering?

You're just like literally like, look at how old and big that tree is. Wait, the Christmas? I 

Denver: mean like the Redwoods? Isn't that like, is that the same tree? I don't think redwoods are the redwoods. 

Gaspare: No, I get what you're saying. I think they just mean like a real Christmas tree. Like okay, yeah, New York doesn't have Christmas trees because we don't have the weather for it.

Andrea: It's got quotes around it. So I wonder if it's like world's best coffee kind of a thing. That would 

Denver: have to be New York though, but okay. 

Andrea: I didn't I would think okay. Um, You've never had christmas in new york. I've never had 

Denver: christmas tree. She said coffee Oh, oh world's best world's best cup of coffee You said it's in new york.

Andrea: Yeah, well that according to elf but um, okay, who is rumored to have stolen christmas? The grinch the 

Denver: grinch. 

Andrea: Yeah, we nailed that one guys grinch easy. Finally something we could do. Is that 

Denver: wrong? 

Andrea: No, i'm looking at the next question How many rain 

Denver: When he took Chris, him and his God blessing everybody 

Andrea: one in doubt.

Um, how many reindeer hooves are there and include Rudolph? 28. Wait, are there 14? Reindeer? No. Wait, they have four. That's not right. There are four.

How many would that be? 

Gaspare: How many reindeers are there? Nine. 

Andrea: Oh, I don't know. 

Gaspare: There was Richard and Nixon and 10 are in Prince. Richard 

Denver: was not. Richard and Nixon. Richard and Nixon, right. 36. 

Gaspare: I don't know how many there were. How many elves? 

Andrea: 36. 36, you nailed it. Okay, this one gets a math teacher. Definitely not.

This gets a little bit darker. Um, what were Frosty's last words? Help! I'm melting.

Denver: No, were they? I'm melting. I'm trying to think. Like, God bless everyone and all. God bless us everyone. God bless us everybody. I have 

Andrea: literally no idea. What is it? Thanks for the laugh or 

Gaspare: something. Oh God, I'll be 

Andrea: back again someday. 

Gaspare: Oh, when it re froze. Yeah. 

Andrea: Yeah. That's kind of sad. Loser. Oh, is that in the song?

Gaspare: Frosty. Does he say, 

Andrea: like, Frosty? I'll be back again 

Gaspare: someday. 

Andrea: Yeah, I think that's what it is. Sure. See? You knew it. It was already in your heart. Um, if you, this is so specific, if you spent 86, 609 in 2008, what would you be buying? 

Gaspare: Excuse me, this is not Christmas related. Wait, in 2008, $86,900, $86,609. Wait, let me think this out.

2008. We, I, I was born in 1989 and 2008 I was. 

Do the math. Denver ? 

Andrea: Um, I don't know. I was thinking how old I was. I was 10. I was 21 and I was born in 87. So I was 10 . And you were 

Gaspare: 21? 

Andrea: That was, yeah. Okay. So I was like, 20 was 

Gaspare: 13. So what were we buying in when I was 19? That was eighties. Oh, nothing down with like 

Denver: a song, Christmas, a 

Gaspare: Lamborghini, a red ri, a rifle.

No, that if it was 2000, you know what I'm saying? We're talking about, I was in China at that time. Honestly, I have no idea. 

Andrea: We didn't even get what is it? The 12 gifts, the gifts in the 12 days of Christmas, according to CNN. I can't see. I can't fact check the answers because I'm also 

Denver: who spent the 

Andrea: time to 

Denver: sit 

Andrea: there.

Did you not? Why were you not reading CNN in 2008? Because I was 10 and I was 

Denver: jamming out to Hannah Montana. 

Gaspare: It was probably from a movie. They were like, Oh, you need 87, 000 to buy this. And everyone just knew it. 

Andrea: Everyone's like, obviously. How do you know how much 12 lords a leaping costs? Or whatever it is.

Or 

Denver: ladies dancing? Whoa, that's problematic. Let's get into that. Trafficking. Human trafficking. And 

Gaspare: it depends how long is the dance. Because usually it's standard 20. 

Andrea: That could add up really quickly. Really, really quickly. 12 

Gaspare: ladies? At 20 a song? Same. 

Andrea: Okay. Let's talk about the Bible now. Sinners. Um, how many wise men were there according to the Bible?

Gaspare: And you want a real fact check? My name is Gaspar and guess what? One of the wise men's name was Gaspar. Really? I didn't know. One time on Christmas Eve, the priest said, Oh, and then the three wise men came, you know, their names were Balthazar, Gaspar, and maybe Jafar. I don't know the third one. And. He was like, we had, he 

Denver: ended up meeting Aladdin.

Gaspare: He's like, we have our very own guests were in the audience and they were like, stand up. Like, and then he's like, it's a Christmas miracle. And I was like a kid. I was like, Hey, what's up? 

Andrea: That's how you discovered that. That's kind of amazing. No, I knew, I always 

Gaspare: knew this as a kid. My mom used to be like, Oh, one of the wise men's name is Gaspar.

Wait, what was his name? Gaspar Balthazar. And can you look that up? Sure, I can look it up. Frederick. 

Andrea: I'm gonna Frederick. I love that. You're Dan You're quiet 

Gaspare: Robert

Denver: Jeff, it's one of the, it's like, 

Gaspare: okay, I don't want to just spell it and I'll know it. I know it. Once you say it. 

Andrea: No, I'm laughing because it doesn't say that Gaspar is one of them. It says Casper. Well, I mean, yeah. It says Casper. Does your, is Casper the same name as Gasper? So let's back 

Gaspare: up and 

Denver: figure out what your name trolled 

Andrea: you for like your whole life.

She 

Denver: Gaslit you so hard. 

Gaspare: No, like Gasper, Casper, those are similar. And then those are different names belt czar. I was right. And then Malakoi or something, right? 

Andrea: Malkior. Yeah. Malkior. Yeah. But you're right. It wasn't Gaspar. It wasn't Gaspar. It was Caspar. I don't know why, but 

Gaspare: my whole life I was told. His name was Gasper.

I'm not even lying right now. 

Denver: They just, I think that's beautiful. They wanted to give you a reason to. They told me it was 

Gaspare: Gasper, but just spelled different. They didn't say it was a whole different name. They 

Denver: said it was Gasper, except not with a G and it's not spelled the same at all, but it is. Your name's 

Gaspare: Richard Nixon.

We just spelled it different. 

Andrea: You might need to call your mom after this. Have a little chit chat. I'm about to 

Denver: call her right now. Get her on the air. Answer for yourself. 

Andrea: Wow. What the hell, mom? We're just uncovering stuff. All right. What's your next 

Gaspare: weird ass question? 

Andrea: Okay, um, In a Charlie Brown Christmas, have you guys seen that one?

Never saw it. 

Gaspare: Yes. Dad, I know roughly like he sees a psychiatrist, dad. 

Andrea: Perfect. Do you know how much Lucy charged for her psychiatric services? Five cents. I read it in a book. 

Denver: Wow. Oh my God. He's right. I would have never gotten that in a million years. 

Gaspare: There's a book called Lucy Knows Best. I read it to my daughter every night.

And my daughter's name is Lucy and it's like empowered her to think she knows better than me. And 

Andrea: Lucy ends up seeing 

Gaspare: a psychiatrist and she sees herself cause she's the only one who knows best. 

Andrea: I love that. You know, you should do instead is you should tell her that she's named after a biblical character that is spelled completely differently.

I tell 

Gaspare: her Lucy and then I say short for Lucifer. That's what I tell her. I was going to 

Denver: say Lucifer. That's about the only L. She likes that one because 

Gaspare: she don't 

Denver: get 

Andrea: it. That is, she likes it because she doesn't get it. That's going to be a heartbreaker when she figures that one out. How do 

Gaspare: you think I feel right now finding out my name is not one 35 years 

Denver: of this life lies.

You got to prevent that for your daughter. That's insane. 

Andrea: Oh my gosh. Okay. Um, what is Scrooge's first name? Ebenezer. Look at you. You saying you don't read books. I didn't read the book. I saw the play on Broadway. 

Denver: Oh, I'm thinking of what's his name? Ichabod Crane. Yeah. I was thinking of him. 

Gaspare: You're thinking of Balthasar.

He's one of the wise men. 

Denver: I'm thinking of Jeff, one of Balthasar. Right, right, right, right. I'm getting my names all mixed up. 

Gaspare: My throat, I have strep throat right now and right now laughing is hurting so much. Fun fact. I've been spraying antiseptic spray, the cherry You know, I haven't had that since I was like five, so I have strep and I'm trying to beat it.

So I ran to CVS before and I took it for the first time in probably 20 years and literally it's wearing off. And like, I just left and a drop of it came back up my throat. 

Denver: Oh, that's disgusting. On my 22nd birthday, I had a mono and strep and my friend had to leave my birthday party to get that exact thing.

And it was, I had a fun. Yep, and let's just say that night ended with me not feeling great. And so then that flavor was mixed with other flavored things. So yeah, I mean, 

Gaspare: I don't care. It's my birthday and I was like, it's my 

Denver: birthday. Yeah. And you're going to come into my home where I'm probably giving it to all of you just by being around me and I don't care.

Gaspare: You were the gift, you were the gift giver that night. 

Denver: What can I say? I love 

Andrea: that you have strep right now and your voice sounds literally exactly the same as it always does. So there's no way we 

Gaspare: could have told. Yeah, and like my coach is just like, don't come in if you have strep. I was like, the news is going to be here.

I'll be here. 

Andrea: Yeah. I gotta be here. 

Denver: That's the moment. I'm gonna distribute the hot dogs. 

Gaspare: I'm gonna, I'll just chug the antiseptic.

I can't swallow pills either, Denver, long story, but I can't swallow pills. So I'm going to, after this, I'm going to go chug a bottle and half a bottle of NyQuil, which then makes me sick, but it'll get rid of the strep. 

Denver: Oh, I used to have a problem with, with swallowing pills too. My mom used to have to like hide it in like that scene in baby mama, Gaspar, you probably haven't seen that.

Andrea, have you seen that? 

Andrea: Yes, of course I've seen it. Where she tries to, like, put 

Denver: it in a sandwich, and she's like, it's in there. My mom's like, that is you. She's like, I can taste it. I can taste it, yeah. 

Andrea: Um, I just feel like you have so many little weird things, Gasper, that could go into, like, a trivia deck about you, like, Totally.

You just have so much lore that comes out in the most random times, like the fact you can't swallow pills and that you have, there was, there was something else you talked about today that I was like, Oh, like you never watched movies ever. Yeah. Like, I feel like that's also rare for a comedian too, to have not watched a lot of movies.

That's a crazy 

Denver: thing to say. I use my 

Gaspare: imagination. 

Denver: Right. You had to learn at a young age how to not like it. Don't have fun. Yeah. 

Gaspare: All right. Let's go. I want some more questions. We're on a roll right now. We got Baltazar. 

Denver: Okay. Yeah. Okay. 

Andrea: Um. 

Gaspare: Please be a president question. 

Andrea: Richard Dixon. Um, in the Chris, in the Christmas song, the one we talked about earlier, no, the one we talked about earlier.

Oh, the Christmas song. Oh, okay. Commonly subtitled, chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Oh, okay. Got it. Yeah, yeah. The one that I was thinking. Um, what are kids dressed, or what are folks dressed up as? 

Gaspare: People dressed in their Sunday best, their Sunday best. Is that right? 

Denver: No. They're dressed in. Colors, red and green.

Gaspare: Cashmere? 

Denver: Oh, what the hell? 

Gaspare: That's offensive. I thought that was like a pregnant Yeah, what? That's like a group of people, no? They had big coats on? 

Andrea: I'd guess. You know, prepared for winter. Maybe, I don't Is that considered like a racist thing if you say you're dressed like an Eskimo? 

Gaspare: No, because If you said to someone you're dressed like a native American and they had on like native American headdress, is that offensive?

Maybe, 

Andrea: maybe the people that are dressed up and are, what's the word when you steal someone else's culture, cultural appropriation. Yeah. Maybe the people who are dressed up as Eskimos are appropriating the Eskimo culture, but by saying they are dressed as Eskimos, if you're doing it with respect and good intent, maybe that's not.

Gaspare: We're canceled. 

Andrea: Um, okay. Great. 

Gaspare: Fun fact to get us uncanceled. I don't have a coat this winter because it's freezing in New York right now. It's 30 degrees. My coat was in the flood, but it wasn't wet, but it was in a box. Downstairs, so they came in and they packaged everything that says my coat never got wet and I, they were like, Oh, we'll be done in a month and we'll bring all your stuff back.

They're not done and they won't be done in over a month. It's still from this day, another month, my coats in a warehouse right now. So my wife's like, just buy another coat. But I was like, at this point, I'm not a two coat person. Like I'm very practical one coat. I don't need multiple colors. It's gray. It matches everything.

I'm not buying another damn coat. My wife's like, I will literally just Venmo you money to, if it's about money, it's not about money. It's principle. How many coats am I going to wear? I have a winter coat, a summer coat, a fall coat, and a spring coat. That's enough coats. Like how I'm going to have two winter coats for what?

Denver: So me living in California. 

Gaspare: No, 

Denver: no, no, no, no, no. I appreciate the passion, but that just makes me reevaluate who I am as a person because I have so many coats that are all different colors. What do I need them for? I live in California where it gets cold. Nothing, but I like Denver. Send him a question. I'm going to send you a coat.

Too bad. Too bad it's already in the mail. It's being sent. I just sent it now. So I 

Gaspare: don't want to cope because I, I don't wear coats number one, because I go from my house to my car and then I go to the place I have to go and then I go in, I don't want to be bogged down with a coat. So I never traveled with a coat.

I don't wear a coat anywhere. So and how often am I sending you a mink coat? No, I have a story about that too, but we'll save that for next time. But I don't waste time on coats cause then I got to store it. And at my job, you'll get your coat stolen. I don't have a lounge to put it. So like, um, where am I going to put it in a classroom?

I share a classroom with five other people through the day. So like, then what a kid's wearing my coat and then I got to fight them. To get it. 

Andrea: Yeah. Yeah. It really, it is crazy that it led to just you having to physically fight a kid because he stole your coat. That is, 

Denver: that tracks. Okay. You don't need anymore.

Okay. Last 

Andrea: question for our festive questions. 

Gaspare: I'm just, I'm so sorry. No, cause look at my legs right now. I'm sitting crisscrossed. Okay, I wasn't sure if it was your 

Andrea: throat or your legs. It's uncomfy. I'm very uncomfortable 

Gaspare: right now. 

Andrea: It's giving you some great energy, so. Alright, um, name three reindeer whose names begin with D.

Dancer, Dasher, Dixon. Dasher Donner dancer, Dixon, Dixon, you just did, you did Richard Nixon, but you turned it into D 

Gaspare: really 

Andrea: wanted Richard Nixon 

Gaspare: by Richard Nixon 

Andrea: and Nathan's hot dogs and Nathan's okay guys, where can people find you, what's 

Gaspare: going on, Gaspar, you go first. All right, so you could find me on social media at stand up Randazzo.

It's like, oh, don't sit down, stand up. And then my last name is Randazzo, R A N D A Z Z O. And then you could come see me at a show. I'll actually be in San Diego soon, Denver. I would love to come see you. I'll be in Manhattan, uh, San Diego, Arizona, Phoenix, Arizona, LA, Florida. I don't know a bunch of places.

Andrea: All over the place. Indianapolis with me, guys. Indianapolis, 

Gaspare: oh, Indianapolis and then Naples, Florida, then Orlando. Uh, I don't know if Orlando. Yeah. It'll everything will be announced by then and then Philly, uh, Yeah, Portland, Oregon, Gaspar is 

Andrea: deliriously in pain right now, but he will be in a city near you soon.

So you guys should check his site because he's very funny. Um, Denver, what about you? 

Denver: You'll find me nowhere because I'm not as cool as Andrew and Gaspar But um, you can follow me on tik tok keeping up with Miss P 

Gaspare: Don't you love when people watch your stuff right in front of you and look at you? Yeah, it really 

Denver: is so great.

Especially when kids are like I watch your tik tok and I'm like Yeah. 

Gaspare: Wait, Debra, you have a life outside the classroom? Absolutely not. No, wild, right? That's what the Instagram told me. I do. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you wear glasses? Oh, you have glasses on right now. 

Denver: So nice to meet you. Uh, yeah, we've started These are actually blue light glasses, but I do wear regular glasses.

Andrea: Guys, thank you so much for coming on. This was super fun. This was so fun. Go drink some medicine and get some sleep. Thanks for having me. Feel better. Your wonderful news thing and good luck tomorrow. That's right. All right, guys. We will be right. Oh, go ahead. Bye. Sorry on that. No, we'll be right back.

Welcome back to those who can't do. Um, I hope that you guys got lots of. ideas for after the Christmas holiday when you need to go back and you need to bring your lunch with you and maybe you can find a radiator, um, that you can just place it on to maybe heat up some, some loose meats or, you know, whatever it is that you're going to be eating when you get back from the winter break.

Um, if you have thoughts about what we talked about today, and I'm sure that you do, um, or you have suggestions on who, um, I don't know. I said it that way. Who should come on? You can contact us at Educator Andrea on TikTok. TikTok. The words TikTok and Instagram. Um, or you can email me Andrea at human content.

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I think you kind of know that by now, but I'm going to keep saying it. Um, thank you so much for listening. I'm your host, Andrea Forghum, and a very special thank you to our two guest co hosts today, Gaspar Randazzo and Denver Riley. And I'm so sorry to Gaspar's mom that I just kind of told a family. Um, secret.

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